So I’m staying in a guesthouse and the hosts are a lovely old couple. The hubby is especially sweet, and the other day he came out to the patio where I was working and offered me a glass of white wine. Though I’d had 2 glasses of my own wine (don’t judge me, sometimes you need to drink to write) I felt obligated to accept this generous (and generously poured) offer. So I thanked him and graciously accepted this mega glass of wine. I thought man, forget hotels, at B&B’s they give you free wine???
Today, I went to get a glass of my wine and it was gone! Oh. So you were offering me my own wine. LOL now I see why he didn’t mind giving me so much! LOL!!!!
We are awesomely adept at finding various new means of committing slow, but tasty, suicide.
Thrillist mentioned Baconery saying
“Currently online-only, this crew’s pigged-up the bakery concept by adding substantial cuts of bacon to every single thing they produce, from brownies, to blueberry muffins, to chocolate peanut butter cookies, to chocolate-dipped rice krispy bars. They also hawk merch with slogans like “Life is just better with bacon”, which is too bad, because it’s also shorter.”
*gets off high horse and brushes self off* Solely for the sake of research, I really want to try one of those muffins.
I sometimes* (Read: OFTEN) spill things. This would be the perfect setting for a first date as he could listen to my witty banter completely oblivious to the spaghetti sauce running down my blouse. Who am I kidding, I never wear “blouses” and when I do I just call them shirts.
UGH. Remember back when you could send a time-sensitive e-mail and when you got no response convince yourself the person hadn’t seen it or they were having net problems or were stuck in a cave or *insert any plausible excuse so you don’t feel rejected/insulted here*???
That was nice. Now you can see they’re on FB and totally have access to net, but you can’t say anything cuz then you look like a Facebook stalker…shame. LOL.
We were on our way back from school and I looked out the window. Someone caught my eye and all of a sudden I went “LOOK! A BLACK WOMAN!!” Now. Yes she is the first I have seen here, but if I’m reacting like that how can I even wonder why people stare at me??? LOL.
Same kind of thing happened last week when I saw a black guy and we were practically open-mouth staring at each other as the cars went by. Oh well, Africa soon, then it won’t be such a novelty ;-)
Um…I’m gonna need Ramona Turtle-Time Singer to step out of that glass house and put that stone right down.
I’m obviously behind on my RHONY, and I just saw the episode in which she says she doesn’t want to be in Luann’s video because she’s worried about being a negative influence on her daughter…
And being untactful and ungracious about people’s feelings, wearing skimpy unflattering clothing (that should have never seen the light of day again after you hit 40), drinking all the time and dancing provocatively represents a good image for her daughter to follow? Come on now. I wanted to say “Just admit you don’t like Luann and don’t want to be in her video, period.”
And Alex and Simon are completely obsessed with status and class and have indeed worked hard to get into the elite circles of New York City, so I think it’s funny Alex is acting like she’s not concerned with those things…and then used that opportunity to let everyone know about her family’s 3 homes and daddy’s oil fields.
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